What you can learn from Hollywood movies:
1. Never hang up the phone in a public booth and if someone asks for a phone number in phone book just take the whole leaf.
2. A cough is a sign of a deadly disease.
3. Detective can solve the case only if it is suspended from duty.
4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
5. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds — unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
6. Mothers each morning for breakfast preparing eggs , bacon and toast for her husband and children, but it does not matter, they just do not have time to eat breakfast.
7. Officers are assigned partners always completely opposite of them.
8. Honest and good police officers, as a rule, are always shot two to three days before retirement.
9. Chief of Police will always suspend his chief investigator or give him 48 hours to do the job.
10. The more the man and the woman hate each other, the more likely they fall in love.
11.The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there. And you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
12. When you meet an evil international terrorist, wit and sarcasm are your strongest weapon.
13. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill — just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
14. If your house is haunted, a woman should always examine each sound in the most sexy clothing.
15.If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition — even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
16. If you see a large window, soon someone will be thrown through it.
17. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade — at any time of the year.
18. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you'll meet will know the steps
19. While driving a car, it is normal to watch, not the road, but the person sitting next to you during the whole trip.
20. On the computer screen you will never see the cursor, but only "Enter password here".
21. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war — unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
22. TV news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.
23. During all police investigations it is inevitable that at least one visit a strip club.
24. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
25. Most people kept newspaper clippings, especially if any of their family or someone their friend died in a strange accident.
26. No one uses subway unless is running from the FBI or psychopath.
27. Is quite normal to live with a roommate even in the 40.
28. No woman plans to marry before 40. No woman plans to have children before 45 years.
29. Nobody works a physical job, all work in offices or all actors.
30. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
If you knew some other facts about Hollywood movies just write it in comments.
1. Never hang up the phone in a public booth and if someone asks for a phone number in phone book just take the whole leaf.
2. A cough is a sign of a deadly disease.
3. Detective can solve the case only if it is suspended from duty.
4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
5. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds — unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
6. Mothers each morning for breakfast preparing eggs , bacon and toast for her husband and children, but it does not matter, they just do not have time to eat breakfast.
7. Officers are assigned partners always completely opposite of them.
8. Honest and good police officers, as a rule, are always shot two to three days before retirement.
9. Chief of Police will always suspend his chief investigator or give him 48 hours to do the job.
10. The more the man and the woman hate each other, the more likely they fall in love.
11.The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there. And you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
12. When you meet an evil international terrorist, wit and sarcasm are your strongest weapon.
13. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill — just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
14. If your house is haunted, a woman should always examine each sound in the most sexy clothing.
15.If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition — even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
16. If you see a large window, soon someone will be thrown through it.
17. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade — at any time of the year.
18. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you'll meet will know the steps
19. While driving a car, it is normal to watch, not the road, but the person sitting next to you during the whole trip.
20. On the computer screen you will never see the cursor, but only "Enter password here".
21. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war — unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
22. TV news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.
23. During all police investigations it is inevitable that at least one visit a strip club.
24. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
25. Most people kept newspaper clippings, especially if any of their family or someone their friend died in a strange accident.
26. No one uses subway unless is running from the FBI or psychopath.
27. Is quite normal to live with a roommate even in the 40.
28. No woman plans to marry before 40. No woman plans to have children before 45 years.
29. Nobody works a physical job, all work in offices or all actors.
30. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
If you knew some other facts about Hollywood movies just write it in comments.
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